Thing 16: A Bottle-brush for Drying Wineglasses

Washing wineglasses by hand is a pain, and there's no way around that. But drying wineglasses is a pain, and there IS a solution to that. Drying wineglasses is hard because you have to choose between forcing a tea-towel to the bottom of the glass to dry it, or leaving it out to air-dry for hours. This could be simply solved by a thing like a bottlebrush, with the brush made out of strips of tea-towel. It does fall into the dreaded "single-use tool" category, though, and I'm not sure there's any way around THAT either.

Thing 15: Better Android App Management

I use the Android Market and the Amazon App Store and various other random sources to get my Android apps, like most people. But it has a problem: there's absolutely no equivalency between the two for updating--whatever you download through Market will only update through Market, and likewise for Amazon. This wouldn't be a problem if both stores listed updates at the same time, but they don't. There's been a Tweetcaster Pro update listed in the Market for weeks now, with no parallel update in Amazon. The problem is particularly bad for paid apps, since you have a license for that app in one marketplace but not the other.

I don't know enough about the infrastructure behind the problem--on the developer or the marketplace side--to suggest a good solution. Any solution involving a universal app-license-clearinghouse runs afoul of Google's hands-off(ish) approach to the Android world. But it needs to be cleared up, or I suspect users will tend to choose a "home" marketplace from which they only go afield for something very specific and desirable.

Thing 14: Clearer Patient Flow in Medical Settings

I'm hoping my recent extensive involvement with medicine as a patient is drawing to a close, for now; but it has certainly made me think more about interaction and facility design in medicine than I had before.

I should say upfront that I had a very good experience, over all; in all of the inning and outing of hospitals and imaging labs and doctors' offices, everyone was very kind, helpful, and appropriate. It was apparently a tricky situation, which now (knock wood!) seems to be on the mend due to the diligence and knowledge of all the medical-type peeps involved. So kudos and thanks to them.

However. The institutions housing these medical-type peeps all seem to have different interaction models--some of them run everything out of registration, some seem to register only for admitting patients, some I haven't figured out yet--and at no time does anybody tell the patient: Here at this office we use Medical Interaction Model 2. This means that when you come here, you should always go to the registration office first, no matter what you're here for. I'm sure from the other side of the desk it's perfectly obvious what the patient should do, but particularly when you've encountered a wide variety of different interaction models in a short period of time, from the patient side it's bloody confusing.

So here's what I want from medical offices: Clarify what you want me to do! If I need to go to registration, then go up to the health center, then to the outpatient lab for the end goal of getting blood work done, don't tell me to come in and get my blood drawn unless you know I've done that at this location for a very similar reason before. On a simpler level, when you visit a doctor's office and you're ready to leave, sometimes you stop at the reception window on the way out (new appointment? other arrangements? pay copay?) and sometimes you don't. That moment of hesitation--where am I supposed to be, and what am I supposed to be doing?--seems minimal and tolerable, until you experience it and its nasty cousin (being in the wrong place or without the right paperwork) repeatedly.

One solution requires no added hardware at all, just a little more talking on the part of the nurse, or whoever the final point of contact is: ask if the patient has done this before, explain what the different steps are. Simple, but tiresome for the nurses over many repetitions. A more elegant solution for a hospital or medical campus that would take much longer to implement is some kind of hardware (phone app? museum-style personal guide device?) that knows what the end medical goal is and what the intermediate steps are. Less time is wasted going to the incorrect place, and patients feel less like they've been abandoned in the middle of a rabbit warren with no particular indication what the next step ought to be.

I'm not satisfied with either of these solutions--maybe in tandem they would be acceptable--but what I want to happen is clarified interaction flow in medical settings; the basic patient question "Where am I supposed to be next, and what do I need when I get there?" should be anticipated and provided for more thoughtfully.

Thing 13: Belongings Shelf in Medical Rooms

I've spent a lot of time the last few days in medical rooms of various sorts--ER rooms, imaging rooms, regular doctor's examination rooms. And one thing they never, ever have is a place for the patient to put their belongings: purse, shoes when you get weighed, clothes when they come off. So you keep them in your lap, put them on a chair or under a chair. It kinda sucks. And I'm sure it's inefficient--I've managed to keep all my bits, but what if you get transferred while unconscious? What if something on the floor trips medical personnel in an emergency?

So this is today's thing that should exist: A small shelf or cubby, specifically for patient belongings. There's enough wall space in pretty much every room I've seen that this shouldn't be a logistical problem. It should just happen.

Thing 12: A Friction-Block Thing with Topical Analgesic

The Bandaid Friction Block Stick is an awesome thing--I always have one in my purse, for when I realize my shoes aren't as comfortable as I thought. It does a nice job of preventing blisters, but only if you notice the rubbing fast enough. Even a little late, though, and whatever blistery soreness you acquired is there to stay.

So what I want this time around is: the Bandaid Friction Block PLUS topical analgesic. Keep blister from getting worse, and lock any blistery nagging it may have already achieved out of my brain.

Thing 11: A Nutrition-Tracking App with Flexible Values

I like data. You might have noticed. BRING ME ALL THE DATA! I keep a lot of data on myself, because I don't trust myself to notice changes; among other things, I use a nutrition-tracking Android app called Calorific. Which I love to pieces: I like its high-level approximation approach, which I think compares very favorably with the general frantically detail-obsessed approach taken by most nutrition-tracking apps. In Calorific, some foods are green (fruits, vegetables, whole grains), some are yellow (non-whole grains, fish, nuts), and some are red (beef, cheese, cake). Instead of entering what you actually ate, you enter its color and portion size--the app is set up to help you figure out what the portion size was and what color it was quite painlessly.

Two things I wish it did.

Thing eleven-A: I wish Calorific integrated MealSnap-type function; there's already a feature where you can save a picture of your meal. I don't understand why you'd do this in its current form (it just saves a picture of your food! who cares?)

Thing eleven-B: Calorific assumes your eating philosophy is sort of FDA-informed. That is, whole grains are always good in any quantity, fat is always bad--which isn't necessarily everyone's. If you're aiming at natural balance and variety (where anything unprocessed in small quantities is OK) or the Paleo thing (where carbs and dairy are minimized), this ain't necessarily so. So I want Calorific to be able to switch between eating philosophies, and change the color-categorization of foods accordingly.

In this case, "universe" is once again mispronounced--this time, though, it's as WorkSmart Labs. Come on guys, make this happen!

Thing 10: More Media with Funny Women

I saw Bridesmaids last night. It was as funny as I've heard. Since I'd never followed Saturday Night Live, I was pretty unfamiliar with Kristen Wiig. She's a talented physical and verbal comedienne, and I hope she gets as many opportunities as Tina Fey has recently. I hope this is the final nail in the coffin of the remarkable argument that women aren't funny. I hope we get more media about women where they act, recognizably, like people. Particularly where the friends act recognizably like friends--goofy, affectionate, and open.

This is a mainstream movie that passes the Bechdel test with flying colors: it's full of named female characters, who have conversations with each other, that aren't about men. There are problems with the movie, of course, from a gender-politics standpoint: it frames all of the women primarily by their relationship status, even if their relationship partners are all pretty much unshown. The main character, Annie, is also framed by the failure of her dream-business, but she's the only character with an explicit career; none of the other women mention working. It's notable that the one fat character's sexuality is shown as less vanilla and more transgressive than anybody else's. There are also problems with the movie from an entertainment standpoint--a couple of lines that feel like a poor fit for the character, the big gross-out scene that feels like it came from another movie, the completely unmotivated resolution of the romantic subplot.

But overall, IT'S FUNNY. Calling an unfriendly flight attendant "Stove" instead of "Steve" is gonna make me laugh for weeks. Its humor is a gentler variation on the squirm humor that's been so popular for a while now; instead of putting mortifyingly tone-deaf people in normal situations and watching the havoc unfold, it puts a slightly neurotic but mostly normal woman in stressful situations that aren't completely implausible, and watches her sweat. That's a lot easier to take.

It's a movie that mostly lets women be people in their own right--and funny people at that. MORE OF THAT, PLEASE.

Thing 9: "Play Random Album" Feature

I don't listen to nearly as much music as I used to. Myself, I think the reason for this is that I have too much music. My music library has grown exponentially in the last few years, and looking through my collection without defaulting to a few favorites is a daunting mental task I don't always feel like undertaking. Customized internet radio stations like Last.fm or Pandora don't reliably produce content I want to listen to.

I wish all music-playing platforms had a Play Random Album button predominantly displayed--and most specifically, I wish my Sonos had this, both for the local music library and the Rhapsody streaming music library.

I can't imagine adding that feature is so very hard.

Think 2: Irritation & Its Analog

This has probably been my most natural, and most productive, strategy: Notice irritation. Irritation says, This shouldn't be, and can the first step to figuring out what should be. It's probably why I've produced so many tweak-ideas here, modifying to things that already exist. Which is cool, but also somewhat limited. So I want to know--and so does everybody else--what's the new-idea analog? What kind of mental experience contributes to having ideas that are less tweaky, more new?

Here the experimental literature is not at all helpful. There's a fair amount of work on group and individual brainstorming, but since that's all in response to a clear task, it's not a very good analog for the actual in-the-wild having of creative ideas that aren't modifications of existing things, or at least are largely different from similar existing things.

The non-experimental literature is, as usual, full of advice. "How to be original" is probably second only to "how to be happy" in the allegedly nonfiction genre I hesitate to call self-help; some of it's good, most of it isn't. There are strategies for creativity, but most of it is about how to modify existing ideas to make them more interesting--putting things in a new context, changing perspective, etc.

What about ideas that are only minimally modifications of pre-existing things? Twitter's the best recent example: it's called microblogging by some, but it's more a whole new thing.

Conclusion: I need a better sample space of really original ideas. Suggestions welcome, but I think this is going to take some research.

Thing 8: Outlet-specific Energy Tracking

Smart energy tracking is all the rage, and my kindly old utility company keeps sending me statements that have graphs in 'em, over all kinds of time courses.

Here's the thing: I don't care. It doesn't interest me at all that we use more electricity in July & August than January & February, or that our personal energy demands tend to hit peak around 8 pm. Because there are obvious and not at all useful explanations for those trends; I could probably draw those graphs myself with tolerable accuracy. Time-based analysis of energy usage seems to me a complete misunderstanding of the energy consumer experience.

What I want to know is appliance-specific, or outlet-specific, energy use. How much a month is leaving the desktop on costing us? The cable box/DVR? Which of our lights are the most energy-greedy? That's actionable, and until they give actionable information, "smartmeters" are just more information noise.

Think 1: A Beginner's Meditation on Ideas

It is possible that every author, director, researcher, artist, or other idea-driven worker who does interviews has had to answer the question, "Where do you get your ideas?" It is a generally unanswerable question that the vast majority of these interviewees entertain with great good humor and tolerance.

I wish my colleagues in experimental psychology and cognitive neuroscience had more to say about ideas and having them. There's a little about "moments of insight", mostly using jokes (which I will probably talk about later), but so very little on how ideas happen. This is probably because it's hard to define "idea" without echoing Justice Stewart on pornography.

So I'm going to expand the scope of this blog; from ideas as such, to the science and experience of having ideas. This is where I say something appropriately "fasten your seatbelt"-y, but I'm going to yoink from Gary Larson instead.

“Where do you get your ideas?” has always been the question I’m most often confronted with. (“Why do you get your ideas?" is a close second.) I’ve always found the question interesting, because it seems to embody a belief that there exist some secret, tangible place of origin for cartoon ideas. Every time I hear it, I’m struck by this mental image where I see myself rummaging through my grandparents’ attic and coming across some old, musty trunk. Inside, I find this equally old and elegant-looking book. I take it in my hands, blow away the dust, and embossed on the front cover in large, gold script is the title, Five Thousand and One Weird Cartoon Ideas.I’m afraid the real answer is much more mundane: I don’t know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple of cups of coffee into me and weird things start to happen.

–Gary Larson, The Far Side.

Thing 7: Mobile Baby Data Tracker

I have a friend who just had a baby a couple weeks ago; she says one of her unexpected favorite gifts has been the itzbeen baby care timer. It's a series of one-touch timers that tracks time slept, time since last feeding, diaper, etc. Which is cool and useful, but doesn't go very far, since when you reset the stopwatch the data is lost. Checking it into a spreadsheet at least, and a useful visualization at best, would allow it to answer questions like, how is the baby's feeding schedule changing? When is the tiny human most likely to be asleep, or awake? Making the data exportable would be cool for consulting with lactation experts, pediatricians, etc.

Ideally, of course, this should be a mobile app as well as actual hardware--the actual hardware could be given to occasional caregivers, while the mobile app would decrease the amount of Stuff that primary caregivers would need to haul around.

This is so obvious I bet it already exists--but I couldn't find it.

Thing 6: Link to File on Android Homescreen

This seems like it MUST have already been done, but after an awful lot of looking I ain't found it, so perhaps not. I want a shortcut that goes straight to a single file (in this case, the image of my knitting pattern) on my Android homescreeen. With all the crazy widgets I can put on my homescreen, how is it not possible to add a simple shortcut??

So far, the best solution I've found is something called Smart Shortcuts, which lets you create a shortcut to a list of items with a certain tag (in this case, a list of length one). It seems kloodgey and stupid, and it involves one extra click, but it works.

It is sort of baffling that this doesn't already exist, so please, universe, point out to me the way to do this that I've been missing.

No Thing

I have no ideas today. Apparently, everything I want already exists.

So what I want the universe to make happen today is an idea for me!

Thing 5: Uploading Climate-Change Plans from "Map of the Future" to Climate CoLab

A friend of mine (hey, that's him in the video!) worked on the Map of the Future museum exhibit, below.

Map of the Future from Tactable on Vimeo.

It allows museum visitors to visualize current and future energy supplies and atmospheric carbon levels; you make policy decisions, and see their effect on carbon levels. It is pretty cool. But what if someone accidentally came up with something really, earth-shatteringly cool on it (a workable model for energy policy in the future), or even something only really quite cool (a good starting point for one)? It stays there on the table.

So I wish it could submit scenarios to the MIT Center for Collective Intelligence's Climate CoLab, which is pretty much what it sounds like. Imagine Map of the Future developed into a more complex simulation and deployed en masse to airports, libraries, and other places where people have time on their hands, asking for and collecting ideas on what to do about climate change and how to do it, and sending these ideas to the experts for triage. That would be so living-in-the-future that it should really happen NOW.

Thing 4: Podcast Subscription Syncing

I listen to a lot of podcasts, on a lot of different hardware. I use Radiotime via our Sonos system (which I do love dearly, in general), I use Stitcher both in the Sonos and in my Nexus S, and I also use Google Listen because it has different queueing & offline capabilities than Stitcher. I set these three systems up at different times, so I subscribe to a slightly different list depending on what I was thinking about at the time I set each system up (science! pop culture! storytelling!).

So this is the Thing That Should Exist is: a way to export, import and/or sync lists of podcasts across all these different platforms. At the moment, there's no good way to make sure RadioTime, Stitcher, and Google Listen all have the same list.

This should not be so hard. Come on, universe, get on that!

Thing 3: Jesus Christ, Superfrog

This one is not my idea--this is the superlative Glen Weldon's idea, forged in the fires of college (as are many Things That Should Exist), and first brought to my attention on the most happily entertaining podcast ever, Pop Culture Happy Hour.

But come on. Jesus Christ, Superfrog? Kermit as Jesus, obviously. Piggy as Mary Magdalene. The Count as whatsisface, the guy who washes his hands. Bert and Ernie as Caiaphas and Annas. Robin as the Apostle Peter. Gonzo as King Herod. Sweetums as any angel, at all. Possibly doubled, as the ones announcing the resurrection to Mary the mother of James and Piggy/Magdalene. (Is that even in the musical? Doesn't matter. Sweetums needs to be an angel, period.)

Doesn't this story just CRY OUT for large, Muppety choruses a la the wedding scene in Muppets Take Manhattan, exuberant or mournful as the case may be?

More (but not enough, because nothing short of THE ACTUAL SHOW PLUS DVD EXTRAS would be enough) here.

PLEASE UNIVERSE PLEASE. Although, in this case, "universe" should possibly be pronounced "Jason Segal."

Thing 2: Breakfast Tapas Restaurant

Brunch is a great meal, but I wish a slight modification would become canonical--or at least open a branch near my house! I always have difficulty deciding between sweet and savory brunch food; if you order both, you generally get INHUMAN amounts of food. I would like brunch restaurants to adopt the tapas, or small-plate, approach: instead of deciding between four ginormo blintzes and the world's largest omelet, I would like to have four tiny blintzes (or, you know, one regular-size blintz) and one tiny omelet.

This wouldn't even require a change in cookery, menu, kitchen, anything--just food size. Come on universe, you can do it!!

Thing 1: ID Slot/Armband Link Phone Case

Okay, so Casemate has had the idea to make a phone case that has a slot for an ID, credit card, or a little cash. And this is awesome.

Many, many case makers have also made phone cases that can slot onto a little belt clip. Which is not particularly awesome for me, since like lots of women I don't often wear belts, but is probably awesome for people who do. I do exercise, though, in ways that make a phone-armband very handy, so I want a case that can be slotted onto an armband. Currently, all the armbands that I can find involve putting the phone into a case ON the armband--which, if your phone is already in a case, is cumbersome and unnecessary and inelegant.

Preferably? Ideally? I want a case that uses the slot that fits onto the armband, as a tiny wallet-slit for ID/CC/$$.

MAKE THIS HAPPEN, UNIVERSE.